if ur secretly in love with me u should tell me
not because those feelings might be reciprocated but because its really good for my ego
(via emmlakins)
if i were a murderer i’d be the febreze murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations and i’d ask them what they smelled and they’d be like “omg ocean air and tulips” and then i’d rip off the blindfold and it would be A PILE OF THE BODIES OF MY PREVIOUS VICTIMS
this website scares me
this website inspires me
two types of people
(Source: attains, via therickymartin)
